Christmas

How fun is this? Wrapping my sisters Christmas presents! I actually like it because then I know what they are getting. I use this knowledge for all kinds of things. Money, ideas, and of course the knowing of what I am getting for Christmas. But this year I am very knowledged about what I am getting. I am getting a lot of clothes of my choice. Clothes are including glasses and wallets and beanies. I am also getting money. The stuff on my Christmas list is what I am getting for Christmas. Pretty much exactly, unless the store doesn't have it in stock I get something similar. I also get a couple of surprise presents from my parents. I get most of my stuff from one site. It is called CCS. I love that site so much because it has everything a 13 year old needs in life. Skateboards, clothing, accessories, and shoes. I would love to order many, many things from CCS but of course my parents insist that I buy it myself. Shipping and handling included! I think that the shipping and handling charges are very ridiculous these days I mean some stuff costs less than the S&H charges itself! I mean come on! That is just retarded. I also am wondering where your money goes when you pay the S&H. I am a 13 so don't you dare say I am stupid... For example, you buy a pair of socks of of eBay for $0.50 and the shipping and handling ends up being around $3.00! Can some one say stupid? Or retarded? Or ggggg...happy? Just saying. Well Christmas is just around the corner, so go and finish your shopping! You don't want your kids to go present less this year do you?

Expedition Safari

Today was a very fun day. No, it was not my birthday and I do not celebrate Hanukkah. I went on an expedition safari with my sorta good friend Willy. We live near a lot of orange groves and we explore a lot! Well there are dangers in exploring the world you know. Okees shooting at us with rusty shot-guns, and mountain lions, and the ever changing fear of cows...but mountain lions are the thing I worry the about most. I live in the area where they ROAM FREE! Well I know that sounds funny but it is true. Maybe I will kill one with a stick. Yes? NO! Those guys get pretty big and they have more teeth than me. So yah you get the point. Well we started out at Willy's house and traveled 8 miles into town! CRAZY! We went to the chevron and got a soda and then called his grandma. The town that I live in is not very big so everyone pretty much knows each other. You could walk down the main street and get to the end of town in a maximum of ten minutes, on a skateboard...maximum of 7 minutes. I skate a lot and I love then town that I am in because it has a lot of good skating stuff. Like rails, stair sets and ramps. Lots a fun I'd say. Well back to my story, not really a story but anyway we had to cross two rivers and we hitch-hiked! It was pretty sweet other than the person we hitch hiked with was my friend Micheal's mom. She has a mean ol' BMW! And an all nice interior. Oh yah did I mention that I have two Ferraris and three Lamborghinis? True story! No I am messin cuz if I did I wouldn't be sitting in front of my computer huh. Yah that is what I thought.

Everyone's Dead?

It seems a little odd that I keep thinking about this every day of my very short life. What if EVERYONE DIED!? I seem to dream about this too. I come home from school and I find all of my relatives in a convieniant little pile in my kitchen. Just lying there motionless, then all of a sudden one of them twitches. I scream and run out of the house and I want you to know that it is a perfectly normal thing for a guy to scream...well anyway, I run to my neighbors house(who are not the nicest people if you know what I mean) and if you didnt believe it...they were DEAD TOO!!! Then there has to be some deja' vu here, they TWITCH and I scream and run away. This ends up being a never ending chain of twitching and screaming while I am sort of enjoying my dream. It wasnt a scary dream because if it was I wouldve woken up a very long time ago because I dont like anything scary period. Dinosaurs I can stand but mutant human flesh eating mutants I just cant stand. They eat you for Christ's Sake!!! Think about it, you are almost a survivor and some little dude comes up and starts to bite your nose off... I do not know about you but that would pretty much do it for me. And if you havent noticed there is never one mutant bad guy. You kill the damn thing and there is a baby or a wife or something of that sort. Maybe a cousin you know, or a second removed Aunt Geege. My point is that there is always another human flesh eating mutant. If I was a human flesh eating mutant I dont think I would ever reproduce or marry another human flesh eating mutant. Who, tell me who, would want to wake up knowing that this was there child? I would sue myself. But that little guy is kinda cool. If you have ever seen the movie The Hills Have Eyes you must know what I am talking about. I wont spoil the movie but I will tell you one thing it is a good movie. Coming home to a house full of dead relatives is one thing but getting your nose eaten off by a human flesh eating mutant is another. I hope we all dont have this experience, but mostly just me.